 Emma Willis has crafted a career from fronting shows that feature wannabes like the hopeful on The Voice UK and the fame hungry on Big Brother. Her natural and relaxed presenting style has seen her being likened to the female equivalent of the uber slick X Factor host Dermot O’Leary. On Wednesday (February 22), Emma will join her “twin” Dermot to co-host the Brit Awards at The O2 after Michael Bublé was forced to pull out. It’s a huge gig for the mum-of-three, one, if all goes well, will give her profile a stellar boost. Our Witch Twitch cast the runes to see how she will fare… Scratch The Surface The cards present an image of a hugely ambitious and goal-oriented individual kind of like a mini-me Davina but infinitely less irritating. She has the energy and self-belief to break down walls which has seen her metamorphose from an undistinguished teen model to the golden go-to-choice for TV presenting gigs. Don’t be fooled by her down-to-earth and relaxed persona. Our guides say the 40-year-old is fiercely competitive with a love of cash that could rival that of Kris Jenner’s. Couple this with her desire for status and power and you can see La Willis is no ordinary broad. But let’s not judge. The cards show this drive and ambition is in part fueled by a real desire to provide for her loved ones, to be able to give them the best of everything. However, our Witch Twitch warns the Gillette Venus razor ambassador (kerching!) needs to relax more where money is concerned and to enjoy what she has achieved in the here and now. Business should never get in the way of pleasure. Love and Romance The cards suggest the angelic faced Emma may come across as a lady in the street but she’s a freak in the… well, we’ll leave you to fill in the blank. She’s both cute and sexy – and she knows it. Our guides say this is one lady who likes to get physical. Hey, it helps keep that killer bod in shape. When this chick loves, she does it for life. Our guides say as Tammy put it: Stand By Your Man, And that’s exactly what she’s done with husband Busted band member Matt Willis (pictured below) and his well-documented battles with addiction. They share three beautiful children together and are celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary shortly so the Celebrity Big Brother host can rightly stand back and say to all those doubters: “I told you so”. However, our Witch Twitch says it’s not all a bed of roses. There may be some more trouble ahead, with an individual coming into Emma’s sphere, making it perfectly known that she is what he desires.  Native American Totem
The cards show that Emma is under the influence of the Native American Totem Wolf. She is a pathfinder who returns to the clan to share her knowledge and experiences. As someone who runs with wolves this little braveheart is fiercely loyal and protective to those she loves. The cards suggest she is happy to play her role within the clan, however, she does believe in extended family values when it comes to childcare. She loves her bambinos but she’s no stay-at-home mum. It takes a village to raise a child. Our Witch Twitch says the presenter would be advised to take herself off to an “alone” place from time to time. It’s where she will always find the answers to that which she seeks. Tarot Guide There is nothing the TV presenter cannot achieve especially as her tarot guide is the King of Pentacles. His presence in her orbit means she has “the Midas touch”. Like a magnet, she can attract anything to her, however, this can be both good and bad so, our guides say, she needs to be super careful for what she wishes. The King of Pentacles represents an enterprising and reliable personality. He shows the lucky few he chooses how to play the game of life and then reap its rewards. In the earthly realm he would be played by either Simon Cowell or Simon Fuller both of whom, the tarot shows, could work magic on Emma’s career. Our Witch Twitch says Emma needs to make the most of the King of Pentacles patronage for with it she can go for gold – and get it! This tarotscope features in The Wharf, Canary Wharf's exclusive weekly newspaper & website.
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 He’s a man dressed as a bat who strikes terror into the heart of criminals in Gotham City. Concealing his true identity, he masquerades as Bruce Wayne, a mega wealthy industrialist, with a taste for fine wine and even finer women. He is Batman – and he’s back on the big screen with his new film The Lego Batman Movie. Our Witch Twitch didn’t need to be asked twice to dowse his well-documented dark depths… What’s In A Name With a name like Bruce, Gotham’s self-appointed protector was always starred for greatness. The name dates from medieval times and means deep-rooted strength. It is shared by the 14th century Robert the Bruce, King of Scotland. Legend has it that the Scottish laird learned the value of perseverance from watching a spider spin a web. However, the tarot shows Brucie Baby hasn’t much time for arachnids, especially the Peter Parker type. Our Witch Twitch says our man Bats doesn’t care to Marvel at web-slinging heroes, it’s DC all the way. Scratch The Surface He has the looks, the brains, the physical prowess, with a list of accomplishments that would make Leonardo Da Vinci look ordinary so Batman can be forgiven for coming across as a bit of a pompous jerk at times. Although he has no superhuman powers, he is one of the world’s smartest and greatest fighters. He’s an expert in chemistry, criminology, forensics, martial arts, gymnastics, disguise, escape artistry, ventriloquism … we told you he’s no dummy. The cards suggest that his knowledge of so many disciplines has made him an unconventional and, somewhat, unpredictable individual. They also show that although he is often perceived to be a loner at his very core friendship, affection and love are extremely important to him. Our Witch Twitch says he needs to open himself up to the possibility of team work. There is no “I” in team. Relationships Tall, dark and handsome our boy Bruce has no trouble when it comes to attracting the ladies. However, keeping them is another matter. The billionaire industrialist has been linked with some real beauties including ex fiancée Julie Madison, socialite-turned-nurse Linda Page, Gotham Gazette reporter Vicki Vale, Gotham City Assistant District Attorney Rachel Dawes, and, arguably his one true love Selina ‘Catwoman’ Kyle. They have each wanted to unmask him, to get to his very Bat being but, no matter how close they have come, the playboy has always managed to exit the relationship before getting in too deep.  Our guides suggest the cool businessman has trust and commitment issues which are likely to stem back to when at an early age he witnessed the murder of his mother and father, Martha and Dr Thomas Wayne. The heart is willing but, sadly, unable. However, the cards show there is hope for Gotham’s finest. To have any longtime luck in love he is advised to lighten up his mood a tad, turn that frown upside down and adopt a more flamboyant, metrosexual aesthetic. Our Witch Twitch says it’s worked wonders for The Joker. Native American Totem It comes as no surprise to learn that Batman is under the influence of the Native American totem Bat which is just as well as Porcupine or Moose Man doesn’t quite have the same ring. Bat is the symbol of rebirth and embraces the idea of shamanistic death. To earn the right to fly with bat the individual needs to release any former notions of self, often enduring brutal tests of physical strength and psychic ability and having all their emotional buttons punched hard.  The tarot suggests that at times Batman finds the constant demands on him to grow and become his future, to constantly be reborn a little wearying – and confusing. “Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be… Cybernetic Batman, er, no, Man of Bats, erm, let’s switch that to Earth-Two Batman…” Our Witch Twitch says he would be advised to go and sit in a dark room from time to time or else he may find himself going slightly batty. Inner Secret The Dark Knight carries a heavy burden of responsibility but he secretly desires to follow a life of freedom, excitement and adventure. The cards show he’s a free spirit at heart who dreams of ditching the cape and cowl in favour of a pair of Billabong boardshorts and thongs, jumping in a Campervan, heading down to Huntington Beach on the Californian coast to catch some rideable waves. This is the secret place he heads to in his mind when he dreams of escaping it all.  In reality, though, there will be no Turtle Rolls or cries of “cowabunga” for this dark hero. Our Witch Twitch says he has a much darker path to follow. He’s vengeance. He is the night. He is Batman! And, we can all sleep a lot better knowing that he’s out there guarding us with his batarangs and a can of Shark-Repellant Bat-Spray.
This Tarotscope appears in The Wharf newspaper. Batman & Catwoman image courtesy of @awesomeanthd Surf image courtesy of @frankiephoto  He’s a Grammy-Award-winning platinum selling recording artist who holds the record for the most No 1 hits on America's Billboard R&B/Hip Hop chart so it’s little wonder that Drake’s Boy Meets World tour, currently playing various dates at The O2, is a must-bag ticket. But just who is the Canadian rapper, singer, songwriter and record producer and what exactly makes him tick? Our Witch Twitch couldn’t wait to get to work dowsing his hidden depths. Scratch The Surface This is one complicated character. On the one hand, our guides say, the Take Care rapper can be loving, sympathetic, kind and generous to the extreme and yet there is another side, a much darker one, that is cold, jealous and egotistical. The cards suggest that like Harvey Dent, this trailblazer faces a constant battle with his demons, never fully knowing which face needs to be revealed to the world. Yet it is this strange and contrasting make-up that is the force behind the Young Money star’s multi-faceted talent. He’s loyal to his team, the OVOs, but unforgiving if crossed. His emotions rarely cloud his judgement. The cards show he’s driven by a need for power, success and status, with material desires high on his agenda – hence the fleet of fast cars and fancy cribs. Yet despite starting from the bottom and now riding high on the top, the Best I Ever Had singer continues to seek approval and acceptance. Our Witch Twitch warns that he needs to curb the fight within or else the mask will become him. Relationships The 30-year-old has been linked with a string of beautiful women including Rihanna, Selena Williams, Zoe Kravitz,Tika Sumpter and even Madonna! He has a type. They need to be smart, strong and sassy - our guides say just like his mother, teacher Sandi Graham, who raised him single-handedly after his musician daddy Larry Graham left. But the romance on everyone’s lips is the one that he’s recently started with the Love Don’t Cost A Thing singer Jennifer Lopez. Publicity stunt or the real deal? Our guides suggest it’s the latter – despite the 17-year age gap. However, the cards suggest Drizzy needs to be less secretive about his desires and to not act like a too cool for school fool or play too hard to get when it comes to romance. He’s a major league player now and can have it all. The cards suggest that Jenny is keen to hang around his block but she’s no Waity Katie. Our Witch Twitch says if DraLo is to flow then Drake needs to show he’s interested and not pretend he’d prefer to hang out with his porn star pals. In fact, that goes for all of Drake’s future romances, too. Yes, there’s a few more to come. And the cards don’t rule out another RiRi reunion.  Native American Totem
The tarot cards show that Drake is under the influence of the Native American totem Owl which may explain his penchant for night eagle-emblazoned designs and clothing – either that or the conspiracy theories that the singer is a member of the Illuminati are true. Flying with Owl makes this bird one smart cookie, one that no one can deceive no matter how hard they try to hide their deception. The totem suggests that the Toronto MC can be a little frightening to be around as he can see right through any ulterior motive. It’s like he has the gift of sight. Our Witch Twitch says the singer should always trust his instincts, listen to his dreams and pay attention to signals and omens as they will always bring him enlightenment. However, the dark side needs to be avoided because it will only end in tears. Inner Secret This canny mogul has many paths to follow all of which will lead him to greater riches and recognition. But within October’s Very Own carries a heavy weight of duty and responsibility to protect and to better the community. He has deep roots with an innate sense of social justice. He recognises he has a role to play, one that champions the frail, the young, the sick and the underprivileged. He’s already started to show this altruistic side, with his OVO Sound record label that supports local talent but, our guides say, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Our Witch Twitch says he has a long way to travel, with still many lessons to learn and controversies to be courted, but the journey will shape the boy into the man he was always destined to become.  He’s one of the highest paid presenters on TV thanks to his return to The X Factor so it’s little wonder that Dermot O’Leary is the man the National Television Awards opt for to host their annual televised event. He’s done it for the past six years and will be back fronting it when it comes to The O2 on Wednesday (January 25).
Our Witch Twitch is rather intrigued by the sharp-suited presenter, wondering if his aura of mateyness is natural or staged, so it was with this is mind that we sought clarification from the cards. Scratch The Surface What you see is what you get but only if it’s carefully crafted and rehearsed first. That’s the picture the tarot is presenting of the popular frontman. Our guides say there’s a lot of work that goes in to making someone as relaxed in front of the cameras and live audiences as Dermot. He may look like an ordinary bloke you could go and have a pint with but don’t be fooled. This guy means business. It’s handmade suits, organic diet and rigorous fitness regime all the way. He’s fun to be around but, ultimately, the 43-year-old is a consummate professional. The job comes first. Our guides say he has the luck of the Irish and was born to present. However, any diversifications are not well starred. Although, our Witch Twitch senses a fashion collaboration could prove lucrative for him. Friends and Relationships This is one slow operator when it comes to relationships – just ask his wife, director and producer Dee Koppang who had to wait 10 years before he put a ring on it back in 2014. The BBC Radio 2 presenter likes to take his time with change and, the cards show he must feel a real connection before he can act. He makes friends quickly and easily but, often out of mistrust, he is slow to transition these relationships into deeper friendships or anything more meaningful. However, our guides say once you do enter his inner shamrock, you’re there for life, with him able to forgive and forget any transgressions or disappointments. Our Witch Twitch warns there are occasions when he needs to be more open to new experiences and relationships, particularly where work is concerned, otherwise he may be in danger of coming to a standstill. Although with a reported £8million paycheck to present The X Factor for the next four years, we don’t think he’ll be too concerned about being stuck in this particular rut. Native American Totem The tarot cards show that Dermot is under the influence of the Native American totem Elk. Not the fastest creature on the planet but one filled with a heightened sense of awareness and full of strength and stamina. This suggests that Dermot takes his time when pursuing a goal; he will always achieve what he sets out to; and will get there in the end with renewed energy. There’s no getting “burned out” for this smart and savvy chappy which is probably one of the reasons his presenting style is so laid back that he’s almost horizontal. Our guides say why fix something that ain’t broke! Inner Secret Our man Dermot dreams of being a dad to an O’Leary brood. The tarot shows he pictures himself as a dad who’s more of a friend and confidante than a disciplinarian – he’ll leave that to the Missus. Our guides say he would love nothing better than to take his kids to the Emirates Stadium, to watch his beloved Arsenal play. But, our Witch Twitch, warns that no time is the right time and busy schedules are in danger of blocking those dreams from turning into a reality. A little bit of X Factor in the bedroom wouldn’t go amiss, either! Practice makes perfect.  The Chinese New Year of the Fire Rooster starts on Saturday (January 28). After the last 12-months which were ruled by the irreverent and hyperactive Fire Monkey it will come as a welcome relief for many to have a more predictable and stable lead. Rooster likes things to be in order. He’s a stickler for punctuality and rather OCD when it comes to neatness. This year first impressions count and hard work is rewarded. Don’t expect quick wins or get-rich-quick schemes to pay off. Loyalty, commitment and family values are high on Rooster’s agenda. Focus on these areas over the next year and you could end up ruling the roost.  Rat Need To Know: There’s much to do this year, you need to be quick on your feet as Rooster will be mortar-bombing you with many challenges. Use your wit and charm to avoid any confrontation – be warned there’s going to be a lot! Money Matters: You could strike gold this year but wait before splashing the cash as there may be a few unexpected bills to pay. Passion or Pain: Love is in the air for both singles and those in relationships. Date nights need to be factored in. And bundles of joy may arrive unexpectedly. Rooster Tip: You’re going to be judged on your appearance this year so smarten up.  Ox Need To Know: Your Rooster buddy is going to ensure you have a year of fun and frolics. Make the most of this well-starred time, pursue opportunities and forge strong alliances, because after 2017 the tide may turn. Money Matters: Stay away from high-risk ventures and any form of gambling if you want to keep your finances in the black. Passion or Pain: A hectic schedule is going to play havoc with relationships. Whether you’re single or in a partnership, make time for the pursuit of love. Rooster Tip: Be careful that a close friend or associate doesn’t walk off with something you value.  Tiger Need To Know: Fortune favours the brave but even though you will try with all your might, fight the good fight, you may find Rooster sadly lacking in rewards. Stay strong though because fruitful times are coming. Money Matters: Financial prospects are good. You may receive a promotion or for those self-employed a new product will be well-received or unexpected customers will come a calling. Passion or Pain: Love is well-starred for singles but you may need to open your eyes a little wider to see it. Those in relationships will find role playing a welcome distraction. Rooster Tip: Do not engage in battles, you will not win.  Rabbit Need To Know: It’s going to be a challenging year because Rooster doesn’t appreciate your laid-back approach to life. He’ll want to stick a firecracker somewhere the sun don’t shine. So if you don’t want to get scorched, buck up. Money Matters: A lender nor a borrower be. Think long and hard before making any financial decisions. Passion or Pain: Social and business networks can grow this year which is great for singles. However, there could be the parting of the ways for those in relationships. Rooster Tip: It goes against your grain but you need to develop more grasping ways.  Dragon Need To Know: It’s all about you this year as Rooster is in awe of your majesty and power. Everything you touch will turn to gold, friendships will blossom, home life will be full of comfort, and business will be full of fortune. Roll with it! Money Matters: You have an innate ability of attracting wealth. The cash flows this year, whether you have your own business or are employed, so you can afford to treat yourself to even more of life’s luxuries. Passion or Pain: You’re usually more in love with yourself than those around you but this year you’ll find yourself more flirtatious and open to the possibility of there being anyone more gorgeous and lovable than you. Rooster Tip: Avoid work or projects that dull your spirits as it will dim your glow.  Snake Need To Know: Rooster encourages you to shed your skin and be reborn this year. If you do, he will reward you, if you don’t, then expect things to remain at a standstill. Money Matters: Finances will change for the better, especially if you explore and develop new skills. Opportunities will present themselves from unexpected places and sources. Passion or Pain: Go with the flow and the scales will fall from your eyes, you’ll find yourself attracted to a very different type of person. If you embrace this energy new and old relationships can blossom. Rooster Tip: Don’t try to keep up with the Joneses.  Horse Need To Know: You run before you can walk, leap before you look, but Rooster is having none of your impulsive ways, reigning you in every step of the way. You may not like these constraints but they will turn out to your advantage over the course of the year. Money Matters: Financial opportunities will come in various guises some of which may involve oversees travel. Make the most of this buoyant climate. Passion or Pain: It’s never difficult for you to make friends but often you find the transition into something more meaningful difficult. Rooster is going to make it a lot easier. Go for it! Rooster Tip: Use unconventional means to gain attention and to get ahead.  Sheep Need To Know: Stay out of the spotlight, keep your head below the parapet, if you want to avoid a year of discontentment and disharmony. Life can be good with Rooster but he will expect his pound of worms. Money Matters: It’s a good year to start new ventures or undertake new projects. As long as you invest time in these start-ups and put your nose to the grindstone Rooster will be happy to lend support. Passion or Pain: You’re known to let you heart rule your head even when alarm bells are ringing. You can often become clingy or overly dependent on the object of your affection. The good news is: You’ll not get the chance this year. The Bad news is: Ditto. Rooster Tip: Curb your tongue if you want to avoid unpleasant situations.  Monkey Need To Know: Ever the optimist you will always find a silver lining, your cup will always be half full. Unfortunately, your infectious optimism drives Rooster nuts. You’re advised to keep your cards close to your chest and play his game and you may just find his beady stare turns elsewhere. Money Matters: Income will come through multiple channels and you may even find yourself in a new role. A hobby or investment could start bringing in the bucks. Hold off from any unnecessary expenditure, focus on decreasing debt. Passion or Pain: It’s not the most romantic of years but you’ll have lots of friends around you to ease the drought. Those in an existing relationship would be wise to keep an eye out for wandering hands. Rooster Tip: Always remember you are much loved and celebrated.  Rooster Need To Know: This is your year so make the most of it. You’ll find yourself in the right place at the right time and you will know when to push against the door and when to conserve your energy and hold back. As cock of the walk show off your swagger. Now is your time to shine. Money Matters: You will have the opportunity to shift your career in a new direction but you’d be wise to keep irons in the other fires while it’s in its infancy. Lottery wins and windfalls from investments are well starred. Passion or Pain: Be more tender and romantic with a partner, you’ll be surprised at what comes back! Singles will be spoilt for choice, lavished with compliments and bathed in flattery. Have fun but don’t take anything too seriously. Rooster Tip: Don’t waste headspace dwelling on the past.  Dog Need To Know: You share very different values from showboating Rooster but while he’s off strutting his stuff you’ll be free to explore a host of new opportunities that will be presented to you, some of which will involve further study, training and trips abroad. Money Matters: Finances may become tight if you don’t act wisely or are tempted to invest in material items you want, rather than need. Don’t get sidetracked. Passion or Pain: Beware of jealousy and mistrust rearing their ugly heads in relationships this year. You’d be wise to ignore flirtations. If you’re single, you will likely be disappointed by people failing to deliver. Rooster Tip: Watch your temper, it could get you into serious trouble.  Pig
Need To Know: Do not overly concern yourself with other people’s problems and dramas this year – of which there will be many thanks to Rooster – and you’ll find life can be sweet. There may be times when you feel alone, even isolated, but these will soon pass with the help of those closest to you. Money Matters: It’s a year to splash the cash as you’ll find a constant flow of the green stuff making its way to you. A project or new venture with a partner brings luck. Passion or Pain: New people will be coming into your sphere and may spell the start of an important relationship. Don’t open up, share past indiscretions, if you want it to turn a fling into something more meaningful. In a relationship? Stop being comfortable, shake things up. Rooster Tip: Don’t rest on your laurels.  Since bagging the Best Actress award at the Golden Globes earlier this week for her flawless performance in La La Land, out in cinemas on Friday, Emma Stone has become Hollywood’s newest golden girl, skyrocketing to the top of every film director’s wish list. We’ve been a fan of the unconventional beauty since seeing her nail it in the comedy Easy A – we love a spiralling-out-of-control white lie story – and so it was with ease we cast her runes. What’s In A Name With a name like Stone she was always going to be immovable once she had decided on her chosen career path. She got the acting bug when she was 12, cast as an otter in a stage version of Wind In The Willows. But, the tarot shows, this rolling stone was never going to stay as support cast member. The bright lights were always calling to this fiercely ambitious and determined red head. Our Witch Twitch says the star’s unwavering belief in her dreams is the key to her power. Take time out to dream it’s what the future is made of. Love and Romance Romantics around the world would love the 28-year-old to rekindle her love affair with actor Andrew Garfield. The pair dated on and off for five years after first meeting at the casting for the roles of Peter Parker and his love interest Gwen Stacy in the film that would catapult them both into the big league– The Amazing Spider-Man. They were seen as one of Hollywood’s young power couples. But, our guides say now Emma’s broken free from the web, and despite still having deep-rooted feelings, it’s unlikely that she’ll skitter back to this particular arachnid. Our Witch Twitch senses that her next romantic entanglement will be a rather different affair, one that will set a number of tongues wagging. Watch her space.  Animal Totem
La Stone (pictured above in a scene from La La Land, with co-star Ryan Gosling) may be drawn to spiders but her Native American Animal Totem is the snake. We’re not saying she shares the same negative traits one often associates with the legless reptile – a Slytherin housemate at Hogwarts, she is not. Whenever the snake sheds its skin it goes through a kind of life-death-rebirth cycle, creating a sense of immortality with each new incarnation. The tarot shows it is this energy that affords the wide-eyed star the ability to transmute so effortlessly when it comes to the eclectic roles she tackles. There are many more skins to be shed, new embodiments to be revealed, but our Witch Twitch warns Emma needs to always remember who she is at the core – and never take herself too seriously. What Lies Within Our guides say that while Emma shares many of the characteristics of the girl-next-door, the approachable type of characters she often portrays, she also has a more adventurous and devilish side. The tarot shows she can be utterly disarming, unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts which at times may unsettle those around her – especially egotistical co-stars, casting agents and directors. Often what lies within should be closely guarded. Fortunately, our Witch Twitch says this smart cookie has learned to mask. She cleverly flashes one of her megawatt smiles, places the frog back in the box and waits while the balance is once again restored to La La Land. But the shift is all in her power!  ARIES Get ready for the ride of your life as 2017 is going to be full of fun and adventure for Awesome Aries. There’s going to be plenty of new opportunities and it’s the perfect time to start any new ventures. Romance You’re entering a new emotional stage where you’ll find it easier to express your true feelings. If you’re already in a relationship make the most of this new period of expression as it will work wonders on your love life. Ask and you will get! Looking for romance? There’s no better time than now to meet “The One”. Career Don’t settle for the mundane. 2017 opens many doors and with it comes many new career opportunities. Focus on the things and activities you enjoy as this is where new sources of revenue can be potentially tapped. Health Your energy levels will be high this year but, our Witch Twitch warns, don’t overdo it on the exercise front or you may find yourself in A&E and out of action for a long while. Celebrity Aries Victoria Beckham – It’s going to be a truly spectacular year for the savvy designer. Our Witch Twitch says she’ll start a new business venture that will skyrocket. But, we warn, she needs to listen to her gut instincts when it comes to old relationships and friendships. There are several smiles which mask envy.  TAURUS Despite having increased energy in 2017 Trustworthy Taurus are going to find it hard to focus on any one thing which may result in challenging situations both at work and at home. The key is to find balance – and keep hold of that waspish tongue! Romance Love is in the air so if you’re single and looking to mingle there’s every chance you’ll find it. It’s important to break out of your comfort zone this year, be open to date the opposite of your normal type. And don’t be put off by someone’s choice of shoe colour! In a relationship? You’ll find your partner will respond if you share your feelings. It’s time to take things to a higher level. Career Your creative juices are flowing this year and could see a rise in your status or even fame calling. The key to success in 2017 is to network. If you do this successfully, you’ll find yourself in the right place, at the right time. Keep an eye on unnecessary expenses. You really don’t need that new Rolex or extra Louis Vuitton bag. Health Watch what you eat this as you’ll find too much of a good thing will see the pounds pile on but you won’t have the desire to shed them. If you don’t want to ditch the gourmet, shrink the plate size. Celebrity Taurus Gigi Hadid - The American fashion model, burgeoning designer and girlfriend of singer Zayn Malik is going to face many challenges this year, mostly concerning her work/life balance. Our Witch Twitch says she needs to embrace new opportunities and experiences – and not be scared to break out of the mould – even if loved ones don’t approve. It’s your moment to shine.  GEMINI Slow and steady wins the race for Gorgeous Gemini in 2017. This year is about building on the past, preparing for the future. They’ll be hurdles at work to overcome and you’ll be puzzled by the number of people opposing your ideas. Remain calm and true to yourself and you’ll find these difficulties will simply vanish. Romance A new love is on the cards this year – even if you’re already in existing relationship. For the footloose and fancy free you may find yourself looking differently at a friend. Go on, what have you got to lose? Those committed, the stars show there may be some difficulties in the coming year. There may be some tough decisions to make but, our Witch Twitch warns, the grass isn’t always greener. Career Work will be slow and steady this year. On a positive note this will afford you the time to focus on projects outside of work that can potentially advance your career in the long term. Keep an eye out for an opportunity to work with a foreign business source – it could be very fruitful going forward. Health You’re at a physical peak but be careful not to let external factors play havoc on your mental state. Use 2017’s improved physical strength lay the groundwork for forthcoming years where energy may be reduced. Celebrity Gemini Angelina Jolie – Following on from a tumultuous year, 2017 is going to be a time of consolidation for the beautiful actress, director and humanitarian. Our Witch Twitch says she will find more peace within herself which may help her to realise what she has loved - and lost. It may not be over.  CANCER There’s a major personality shift in store for Considerate Cancer in 2017 which will see them viewing the world from an entirely different perspective. Hard shells will crumble revealing their soft and vulnerable interiors, and they will choose to forget the past and focus on the present. They’ll finally understand it’s the here and now that’s important. Romance It’s a good year for love. If you’re in a relationship, it’s important to go with the flow as it will strengthen existing ties and re-ignite any dwindling passion. Take the lead, make suggestions, your partner will be only too happy to embrace the new you. Singletons should get out and about as much as possible; join a new club, take up a new fitness class, socialise with old chums, because this is where love is lurking. Career You’ll be swamped with work but don’t worry you’ll have the energy and capacity to absorb everything that is thrown at you. The cash will be flowing. Word of caution though it’s not a good year to challenge authority as this could damage your professional reputation. Health Watch out that your physical fitness doesn’t suffer as a result of your workload. Schedule in a weekly massage – and, at the very least, do make sure you go out for a 10-minute walk at lunchtime. Celebrity Cancer Tom Cruise – We’re going to see a whole new side to the gifted, but often misunderstood, Hollywood star in 2017. Our Witch Twitch says he’ll take on a role that’s against type that will show a softer side to the actor. We’re also expecting a new love to emerge.  LEO Whether it’s romance you’re looking for or success in your career the world is for the taking for Lovely Leos in 2017. All that glitters will turn to gold. It’s simply a matter of believing in yourself to achieve what others would conceive as the impossible. Romance You will learn to understand yourself a whole lot better and, as such, will be focused on what you truly desire. Relationships will deepen; singles may decide to move in with a partner or to even get engaged. Life will be filled with romance whether you’re single or in an existing relationship. Our Witch Twitch says it doesn’t get better than this. Career Pinch yourself. Yes, this is your life. You’ll be swimming in an ocean full of opportunities, buoyed by an abundance of cash. Professional offers will come flooding in throughout the year it’s simply your job to grab them. Schmooze the powers that be and you cannot lose. If that wasn’t enough our Witch Twitch says expect a Lottery win or an old investment coming to fruition. Health Be sure to eat sensibly and to exercise moderately in 2017 as there will be occasions when your health and wellbeing will be tested. Celebrity Leo Meghan Markle – The heavens are smiling on the sexy Suits actress. Our Witch Twitch says her relationship with Prince Harry will go to another level – yes, we do predict an engagement - however, we warn there will be a few family tensions. But, this relationship, if SHE wants it to, is set to go the distance.  VIRGO Life may seem like it’s being lived in the slow lane for Vivacious Virgo in 2017 but don’t be fooled there’s a lot going on behind the scenes. Plans are being put into place that will have a positive effect on future outcomes. Trust in what you know to be true and you’ll find the wait will finally be over - you were born to win the race. Romance Love is being thrown to the wind and where it lands change will rule. It’s time to look at what’s real in your life, what’s not – and to make appropriate choices. For those looking for love seek and ye shall find. This may come with a move to a new house or job. If you’re in a relationship, it’s time to shake it up otherwise ship out and make room for the new. Career Opportunities abound in 2017 it’s simply your job to recognize and then run with them. Doors once closed will now open. You can’t think big enough. There are no limitations so don’t create any. Finances improve on previous years. Expect windfalls from a Scratch Card win, a boot sale find or a forgotten investment. Health Regular getaways will keep your wellbeing in balance this year. Be kinder to yourself and not so judgmental. Our Witch Twitch suggests taking up Iyengar Yoga as a way of releasing stress. Celebrity Virgo Idris Elba – It’s a slow start to the year for the enigmatic Luther star but he should enjoy it while it lasts because things are going to get crazily busy. Juggling work commitments with life is going to be challenging but with a gorgeous new woman by his side – yes, our Witch Twitch says there’s someone destined to knock this Newham star off his Toms this year – he’ll find a way. The good life just keeps getting better.  LIBRA It’s been a long time coming for Lavish Libra as 2017 enters bursting with energy and positive vibes. This really is a time for new beginnings and fresh starts, with travel playing an important role in your life. If you’re looking for excitement, you’ll get it in golden ladlefulls this year. Romance As you stride through the universe with a new found confidence and flirtatious spirit you’ll attract a plethora of new admirers. It’s all about new beginnings for you this year. If you’re single, you will find yourself spoilt for choice. Friends may play an important role in how you meet potential partners. If you’re already in a relationship things are going to get a lot more hot and spicy. If you want children now’s the time. However, our Witch Twitch warns give you partner space and don’t doubt them. Trust is the key. Career Although not planned you’ll find yourself learning new skills this year. It may be in an existing role or you may be preparing for a new career. You may need to tighten your purse strings at least for the first half of the year. Health All we need to say is: Stay away from junk food. Celebrity Libra Simon Cowell – It’s going to be an exciting year for the TV and music mogul and X Factor judge. He’ll be able to sit back and look at everything he’s achieved while spending more quality time with family and friends. Our Witch Twitch even sees the glimmer of another mini me on the horizon.  SCORPIO It’s a case of taking one day at a time for Sensual Scorpio in 2017 as life will be like a rollercoaster, with extreme highs coupled with challenging lows. To navigate these demanding cosmic thrills and spills, our advice is to stay optimistic and don’t stray too far from your comfort zone. Stick to what you know and you may just find yourself enjoying a few rides on the more predictable, less nauseas, merry-go-round. Romance Being your normal enigmatic self will not bring love to your door this year. You need to be far more open, less secretive, about your wants and desires. Don’t play hard to get. If you’re single don’t be afraid to try on-line dating. While those already in a relationship need to listen to their partners and be far more ready with the olive branch. Career There’s no quick fix or shortcuts this year when it comes to work. Get stuck in to projects and tasks with gusto. It’s going to be tough going but you will be financially rewarded for your efforts. Our Witch Twitch says that real estate is going to be particularly profitable but, be warned, expenses are likely to increase. Health Fortunately, you’re going to feel full of beans this year. Capitalise on this increase in energy by upping your fitness regime but make sure you take time out to relax, too. Celebrity Scorpio Drake – The Canadian rapper, singer and music producer starts 2017 how he means to go in, making sweet music with actress and singer Jennifer Lopez. The pair, now officially dubbed DraLo, will be having lots of fun together. As for the main man, our Witch Twitch says he needs to learn how to switch off from work. All work and no play…  SAGITTARIUS Every action causes a reaction so Savvy Sagittarius need to be mindful of what they send out into the universe in 2017. It’s all there for the taking but attitude plays an influential part. Don’t overthink, but think before you speak. It may take some time to get the hang of this – you do afterall believe you are Master of the Universe - but you’ll get there in the end. And when you do the world will recognize your greatness, too. Romance If you’re true to yourself and follow your heart you won’t go wrong with love and romance this year. Be bullish and spontaneous and make the most of the here and now. If you’re single don’t waste time with people you don’t really care about, focus on what and who you truly want – and then go for it. In a relationship? It’s time to stop playing safe, throw a curve ball every now and again. Surprise gifts. Trips away. Your partner will respect you more for it. Career Things at work, in your career, are going to get a lot more demanding. You’re going to need to be more organised and focused to make the most of the many opportunities that will present themselves this year. It’s important to be gracious to your colleagues as this will prove fortuitous in the months ahead. Finances are looking good but, our Witch Twitch, says to spend any extra cash wisely. Health It’s not a year for pushing yourself physically as you are likely to sustain an injury. Go easy – and make sure you stretch before and after any exercise regime. Celebrity Sagittarius Miley Cyrus – The multi-award winning Wrecking Ball singer will enter a new, more mature, phase in her life this year. Our Witch Twitch says we’ll see a far less outlandish character who will reveal to the world just how super sassy she is. Watch this space.  CAPRICORN Take time out to do the things you love and you’ll discover just how sweet life can be for Canny Capricorn in 2017. This year is about finding out what makes you tick and growing the confidence to express yourself more freely. The stars are showing you that anything is now possible. Romance Above all else, the focus this year is on learning to love yourself. Only when you can accept that you are faultless - inspite of your faults - will you be truly comfortable in a relationship. If you are single and looking for love try taking up a new hobby as this is where you’re likely to meet someone new. If you’re in a relationship you need to work harder at showing your partner that you do care. Career You’ll be bursting with fresh and original ideas this year that have the potential to reap huge rewards. Don’t be afraid to share your plans with others as this could be a fast track to the big bucks. Money will certainly make your world go around this year. Health With so much going on this year there will be times when you may find it difficult to switch off. This is likely to have a negative impact on your sleep patterns. Our Witch Twitch suggests spraying your pillow with lavender essence to break any cycle before it takes hold. Celebrity Capricorn Calvin Harris – Expect to see some interesting collaborations from the award-winning I Created Disco DJ in 2017 that will keep the cash rolling in. He’ll be linked to a high profile lovely, too, but will want to keep this relationship under wraps to avoid the media circus he likes to avoid. Our Witch Twitch warns less is more on social media.  AQUARIUS A lighter spirit will descend on Adventurous Aquarius in 2017, leading to a year driven by fun and frolics. You are often seen as the mysterious sign of the Zodiac but this year you will become more transparent, attracting a host of new people and experiences as a result. You’ll find yourself doing the hitherto unthinkable – and love every second of it! Romance For those already in a relationship you’ll find yourself more attracted – and therefore attractive – to your partner. Love becomes more meaningful, less frivolous, as you learn to value what the other brings to the party. Singles wanting love should look for it in unusual places. Go to the extreme – quite literally – by taking up a new hobby like skydiving or off roading as you need to find someone who shares your adventurous spirit. Career Work is likely to be relatively dull this year, with no major shifts or promotions mapped in the heavenly constellations, which will suit you as most of your time will be taken up planning external activities. You may even find yourself making friends with colleagues – especially if they’re a Bungee Jumping junkie. Finances are in the ascendance – expect some unexpected gains! Health With you enjoying so many adrenalin-fuelled pastimes this year you will need to find a counter balance to protect your wellbeing. Our Witch Twitch suggests taking up Metta Meditation – the more love you give, the more you will receive. Celebrity Aquarian Preity Zinta – Life will find it’s zing again for the often controversial Indian actress and entrepreneur. In recent years, she has found herself swimming against the tide but 2017 will see her going with the flow. A new project, showcasing her comedic talents, will see her popularity increase, her back on top again. Our Witch Twitch says it’s time to step back into the limelight.  PISCES
Like a phoenix rising out of the ashes Passionate Pisces will reveal a new self to the world in 2017. It’s a transformative year for you where you’ll make many changes from the clothes you wear, the friends you keep and the work you choose to take on. A move is on the cards, too. Our Witch Twitch says be the change you wish to see in the world. Romance The heavens are surrounding you with a magnetic force this year that will make you irresistible to everyone. There’s no need to go looking for love as you’ll magically find yourself always in the right place at the right time. Even if you simply pop up for a pint of milk, you’ll find yourself chatting to a potential love interest. If you’re in a relationship, passions will soar. The new you will want to take the lead and explore the as yet untapped depths of the relationship. Two will truly become one. Career Trust your instincts when it comes to career decisions this year and you’ll find that work becomes a breeze. That magnetic force we spoke about will also be active in the work environment, too, bringing you to the attention of some important Movers and Shakers. Now’s the time to show them who you are and share with them those ideas you’ve had stored in your head. Finances flow. Health Run with the year’s transformative powers and you’ll find yourself brimming with energy. You’ll not feel this good again for several years so make the most of it. Celebrity Pisces Justin Bieber – Since his very public break up with singer Selena Gomez the Sorry singer has had many dalliances and flirtations but no real love. That’s all about to change this year. Our Witch Twitch sees him getting hot and heavy with a new lovely – and this one won’t be a flash in the pan. The stars also show the Canadian Wunderkid exploring new career opportunities which may see him on the Silver Screen. Our Witch Twitch says Ask. Belieb. Receive.  When he picked up the coveted Glitterball as the Strictly Come Dancing 2016 Champion after dazzling with his jazz show dance and jive Ore Oduba went from a modestly known sports presenter to arguably one of the UK’s biggest household name – and one of TV’s hottest commodities. Who knew that beneath that mild-mannered exterior burned a dazzling star that impressed the widow of the legendary Gene Kelly enough for her to hop on a plane to see him perform in the Strictly final? Our Witch Twitch had its suspicions – and even had a sneaky flutter on the 7/1 outsider. We’ve also had a peek into what the Tarot says is coming into Ore’s Orbit. Destiny Calling Ore’s name means gift from the heavens so, our guides say, the talented TV presenter was always going to shine brightly. There’s no mistaking Ore’s drive and ambition. From a small boy he dreamed of becoming a sports broadcaster. He got his break fronting CBBC’s Newsround but it was only a matter of time before his natural charm and easy-going presenting style drew him to the attention of Big Boys’ TV. He now regularly commentates on sporting events (he along with Clare Balding were the standout presenters at this year’s Olympics) but our Witch Twitch says the Twinkle Toes is going to be dancing to a whole new tune now he has that ball. Forget the supporting roles Ore has shown he’s leading man material. Scratch The Surface The Tarot shows that Ore is one of life’s givers. He likes nothing better than adopting the big brother role, supporting those around him and inspiring them to achieve great things. This was evident in the relationship he formed with his Strictly professional dance partner Joanne Clifton. Our Witch Twitch says it’s this unique ability to make others feel great about themselves, a politician’s catnip, that will see Ore achieve great things in the future.  Midas Touch Our guides say the 30-year-old has huge creative ability and a bundle of artistic talents – many of which still remain untapped. If Strictly hadn’t presented itself, the cards show he would never have achieved – or even realised - his potential in dance. The tarot shows that he needs to now open himself up to new challenges, to think outside the TV box. Our Witch Twitch says those parameters are too small for his talent. There’s already a bidding war between BBC and ITV to be part of the Ore magic. The guides warn that although he needs to ride this particular wave, he shouldn’t be too hasty when it comes to making decisions. The Tarot shows him fronting a new format quiz or chat show. Our Witch Twitch also sees a profitable trip across The Pond in 2017. He doesn’t know it yet but he’s already on some influential radars. Inner Dream Ore has made no secret that his next goal is to become a father, with his stunning wife TV researcher Portia. The Tarot shows that he is indeed following his inner dream. He pictures himself guiding and fostering the perfect family in the perfect home, with himself in the centre adored by both his wife and children. Our Witch Twitch says like chimney sweep Bert from the film Mary Poppins Ore can conjure up an image and see it become a reality. So whatever his mind’s eye can conceive it will magically achieve.  The Winter Solstice is a time to celebrate the ending of one year, the beginning of another when the decreasing days give way to increasing light and life as we celebrate the rebirth of the sun. It's an important turning point in the year as it marks the shortest day, when the hours of daylight are at their minimum. It also sets in motion the start of the increase in the hours of daylight until the Summer Solstice. The longest night of the Winter, the dark night of our souls. It's now when we can dream of new beginnings, spark new ideas as the dark gives way to the light. Celebration To celebrate the Winter Solstice it is traditional to decorate your home with evergreens such as holly and mistletoe and use themed colours including gold, dark green and red. Yule Log It's an ancient practice to light a Yule Log and make a wish for the coming life cycle. To create your own Yule Log you need a piece of wood, part of a cut branch, to which you need to fix a candle. Or for those non Handy Andies simple buy a chocolate Yulelog and stick a birthday candleon the top of it. Light the candle on the Winter Solstice, making a wish as you do so. Ask. Believe. Succeed. Master of Misrule The Winter Solstice is a time to let your hair down and have fun. Ensure this magical day is filled with fun and frolics as it will set the tone for your coming year. Why be a misery when you can be the Master of Misrule? Wine & Dine It's traditional to eat plum pudding on the Winter Solstice. This is said to bring you good luck, fertitlity and longevity. This sweet and rich delicacy is usually washed down with a glass of mulled wine or, for a contemporary twist, a hot chocolate spiced with a pinch of ground cinnamon and a shot of your favourite liquer.  Tarot The Wheel of Fortune is the card drawn for the Winter Solstice. It shows that life is cyclical, there will be good times and bad times. The key is to appreciate the good times, never be complacent, because things can change. When times are bad, do not be discouraged because out of the dark comes light. Things can only get better. This card also suggest that we are all Masters of our own Universe. We do not have to simply stand still and accept what life deals us. We can remain on the upside of the wheel by facing our fears, speeding up any recovery period, to get us back on track. Try not to worry when faced with challenges. Bad times happen in order for us to learn and grow and to make sure we fully grasp and make the most of when the good times roll. Merry Yule! Main Image by Hieu Le  Norman Cook, aka DJ Fatboy Slim, has been at the forefront of the UK club scene for several decades, earning him legions of loyal fans plus millions in the bank from gigs and album sales. The You’ve Come A Long Way Baby artist is performing for the first time at The O2 on Saturday (December 17), with special guests DJ Club Collective Horse Meat Disco in the much-anticipated The Night Rave Before Christmas.
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